Cruz And Christie Roundly Mocked While Biden Enjoys Widespread Approval Of Congressional Address

29 เม.ย. 2021
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While Senator Ted Cruz dozed and former GOP star Chris Christie complained, President Biden struck a chord with a wide swath of the American people as he laid out his plan to pull the country out of the multiple overlapping crises it has been enduring. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • Lapdog Pence looks way much older than his older brother.

    E WestchesterE Westchesterวันที่ผ่านมา
  • Thanks for the daily lies!

  • Dear Stephen you make a lot of mistakes by directing & making good beloved & respectful people the object of your disgusting jokes because they are Republicans. I see that your jokes fits very very well for sleepy balloon Biden & his demo-c-rats herd where you belong & your grandma pelosi . Remember your jokes are worthless!. Maybe you start thinking how to make people love each other, to begin to respect & rush to help each to reconcile them all....make yourself special but not object of ridicule! Good luck!

    Sofia WilsSofia Wils2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • There are no respectable nazis.

  • Competence? Is this sarcasm? What has he done at all thats been competent? He's done nothing but fail, and run this country in the ground from day 1... the best part about him are the hilarious gaffs while attempting to read the speeches Obama wrote for him. And there's a ton of comedy you could use for some actual funny jokes, but seems you don't wanna offend him or something?

    moleykewlmoleykewl3 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Thanks for shedding light on that for me, genius... lmao... do you even know what a nazi is? And no its not anyone who supports trump... lol

      moleykewlmoleykewl23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
    • Lol, I can't even....your hilarious

      moleykewlmoleykewl23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
    • @moleykewl No, we call nazis nazis. If you don't want to be called nazis, stop being nazis.

    • @seigeengine whats generic is how you guys call anyone who disagrees with you, or you disagree with "nazis"

      moleykewlmoleykewl2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @moleykewl That's some generic nazi screeching if I've ever seen it.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 3:11 to 3:21 I'm not going to lie: I now want a short film of someone that age doing that! :D

    Albert JackinsonAlbert Jackinson3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I love your show

    paris goytrieparis goytrie3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I actually really liked the vax-scene song

    Snake ArekatSnake Arekat3 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Stephen Colbert used to be a comedian, now I'm not sure what's he is. Winston Churchill said something like " when you take from Peter to pay Paul, you will have the support of Paul". He is definitely a political commentator, who has an over sized voice.

    Thomas JeffersonThomas Jefferson4 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Ah, the good old Republican platform... the poor should die so the rich can be slightly richer.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Stephen miller is a human sharpie

    Edwin GeorgeEdwin George4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Wait ... Stop ... did he just ruin some Weller 12 with bitters and an orange peel? Heathen !Bourbon Blasphemer ! I am sooooo disappointed.

    kyle Willeykyle Willey4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Lol congressional address is nothing to measure....

    dsd gdsdsd gds4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Senator Grandpa Simpson!

    trunk monkeytrunk monkey4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If 85% percent of the Democratic Party approves of Biden thus far, than that’s also about 85% of the party that received a lobotomy once the evil orange man be gone.

    Jake OwenJake Owen4 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • How stupid are you? No, I'm not going to tell you why. Literally no other human doesn't know the answer.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Read the Washington post! If you can read! Hes a joke and so are you!

    Bruce ChambersBruce Chambers4 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 270,000 illegals in 3 month good job Joey B anyone who voted for this guy is a idiot let's no forget the 12,000 jobs lost on his first day now get out there and SOLAR you libs

    Dave GDave G4 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • "Wah, I hate when people come to the USA and benefit our economy!" I also love how you losers are trying to convince people they should care about 30~ actual jobs lost instead of the 1,600,000 jobs gained.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The crying made that too real

    Alexander MarchusAlexander Marchus5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Ted Cruz is his own oxymoron.

    S J MullenS J Mullen5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Everytime Eve or the cameraman laughs an angel gains its wings

    El HopperEl Hopper5 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 85%?? If true it is because the msm does not report any negative news about Biden or dems

    Tony MuTony Mu6 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • "I have no criticisms and I must screech" - some nazi loser

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 8:10 How did the "data farm upstate" get no reaction?

    viddorkviddork6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • robinhood = more taxes?... when using a reference at least look into it, he didnt stole "from the rich", he "stole" from the tax collector to return the goods to working people who were taxed to begin with, its soo easy to do good with other people money and its always even easier to choose the more popular politics even if they will result in increase inflation which will increase the cost of life to everyone, but yeah, go get your checks.

    Antonio Jose Rosario VelozAntonio Jose Rosario Veloz6 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • This is one of the dumbest attempts at "AKSHUALEE"'ing I've ever seen.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • multiple overlapping crises that were created by the Biden administration and the democrat ideology.

    Jim McdevittJim Mcdevitt6 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @Jim Mcdevitt Except, in reality... there isn't an oil crisis, there's a lack of supply due to covid-related refinery closures and abnormal winter damage to refineries while the economy is recovering, increasing demand, meaning the price is going up a bit. The only part of this that has anything to do with Biden is the economy recovering. Biden didn't raise anyone's taxes. The only thing I think you even could be referencing is Trump's tax increases that he made sure kicked in right after the end of his term.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @seigeengine c’mon....cmon....out from under that rock you’re hiding under. They’re all caused by Biden....why ,with just a stroke of a pen he created the oil crisis, with the stroke of a pen he created the border crisis with the stroke of a pen he raised your taxes. C’mon now read the real news. Blow your nose, dry your eyes and wake the f* ck up Bambi.

      Jim McdevittJim Mcdevitt2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • There are zero crises caused by the Biden administration. Try again, nazi.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This show was a lot funnier when trump was president. This show has become a Biden butt kissing telethon.

    cheetodustcheetodust6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Brilliant!!!!

    JosieJosie6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Poor Spot. I don't see how he's disturbing at all :(

    LissiLissi6 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • You don't see how law enforcement robots roaming the streets is disturbing?

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “Man attempting the one cheek sneak” I’m dying 😂

    christine jimenezchristine jimenez6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • U are a disgrace u should be ashamed Thank God I u remind me how Thankful I am that I have no children !!!!!

    Beverly LiddleBeverly Liddle7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Will We Ever Find Out Why Chris Christie & Lindsay With an E..&( Ted Cruz...No Relation To Tom Cruise....Except Both Love Cults)...Can't Quit TRUMP?????...Like That Guy Who's Wife Doesn't Know He's Been Stoned For 50 Years...& Honestly Thinks He Has IBS & Has Been Waiting For Him To Come Out Of Restrooms 🚻 Since Their First Date At A DENNY'S In 1976!!!!!....

    Linda KennedyLinda Kennedy7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • As terrifying as digidog is, I'd rather a robot get harmed over an actual dog.

    KitsunaryKitsunary7 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Do you actually think it's replacing actual dogs or what.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • You go Biden!!! Help those needing help!!!

    Sherry LangSherry Lang7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    j11291984j112919847 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I’m getting tired of the “relaxedColbert” ....

    artsymom5artsymom57 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • You're sure bitching about it.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "In the arrrrmmms of the angels.." lolll

    Rosa TorchRosa Torch7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • "Cruz was roundly mocked online and Bernie Sanders drew a penis on his forehead." 😂 If only that were the case, I'd still be laughing. Cuz it's Cruz and this overstuffed trashbag says or does something embarrassing roughly every 10 minutes.

    S RoweS Rowe7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Whoa, he is sober. Good job Colbert 👏 oh... he's got a drink b4 end of sho.

    supernaturalflavorsupernaturalflavor7 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Digidog would be helpful in a hospital running samples back and forth

    Sandra ForbesSandra Forbes8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • We await the Covid 3rd wave...

    J GarboJ Garbo8 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Likely, especially with so many pieces of shit refusing to get it. That said, nearly 50% of the US population has at least one shot, and over a third are fully vaccinated at this point.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Show me the receipt.

    J GarboJ Garbo8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Urgh those police robot dogs remind me of the police robots from Fahrenheit 451 :(

    Eva PEva P8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • lol 2 trillion for tax cuts for the rich np, but paying for basic social services god forbid! I love that the establishment and progressives are FINALLY working together. Go Biden!

    Eva PEva P8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The difference between the Biden and Trump administrations isn't "basic competence". The difference is that Trump did not care about the well-being of this country. Trump was perfectly competent when it came to doing the things he did care about.

    delta5297delta52978 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • It's both actually. Trump didn't care AND he's not competent. The only thing he's ever been competent at was being a bully.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm enjoying the snickers and laughter in the background.

    Timothy GlenTimothy Glen8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 1. This is by far I think the funniest episode I've seen. His insults to the far right outdo anything I've heard. 2. Holy crap! That robodog looks just like the "dogs" on "Black Mirror"! If you haven't seen it, watch it and you'll know why to be weary of the future!

    Melinda T.Melinda T.8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • A meat loaf sanwhich and ticket to a Jack Dempsey fight was at least .75 cents

    mastermonarchmastermonarch8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • this July...New***ed

    Alphtheo R.Alphtheo R.8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Colbert gives me the same feeling I imagine a registered sex offender would give.

    Ben WorthBen Worth8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • How much he loves his wife is so wholesome.

    sailtheplainssailtheplains8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Ah Weller, 12 years old-- Holy shit, out of curiosity, I looked up that bottle and its like a $300 bottle of bourbon. Damn. I be that's good shit. "horrifying glimpse of a nightmare future" Look, I'll foster the Uncanny Valley RoboDog.

    sailtheplainssailtheplains8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That robot dog is actually not supposed to be operating that close to people. The motors are dangerous. Watch Adam Savage's video on S.P.O.T.

    bob mcgrathbob mcgrath8 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Colbert must be on drugs, still no excuse for his ignorance and hate. Maybe we’ll all be lucky, and he buys some bad coke.

    StevespecsStevespecs9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • hahaha... arby's crispy curl poll? no wonder you kept it up for a quick second. i thought this was a joke... oh wait, it is. colbert raising that bar one arbys poll at a time. what a clown show.

    pockeywaypockeyway9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • America died the 6th of Jan 2021.

    D WrightD Wright9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Sheep.

    Todd NobleTodd Noble9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 85 % approved caused 85% of his speech were lies and deflections. Of course its popular for people to get free shit, of course our kids will one day have a say when their paying this bill. Its obvious that Biden isn't running the show, and its so big of ms. Harris to forgive Biden for all his past racist laws he backed when she was a child. He is the exact problem with this country....47 years in office retiring a millionaire, like the rest of the swamp.

    Rock BehymerRock Behymer9 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • It's cute that you described your own comment. "lies and deflections" What a loser.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Stephen, when they find out what you’ve done to kids.....

    Tropical FruitTropical Fruit9 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Does Anyone Remember Helping TheRealDonaldTrump DESTROY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF AMERICA!!! ?

    Saint VincentSaint Vincent10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Thank god for u

    lori ewenlori ewen10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 85% approve of free stuff...we get it.

    Clay CaldwellClay Caldwell10 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • Wow, how dare people support effective policy that has been proven out across the world for literal generations now. Nah, let's continue being the most regressive shithole in the developed world.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I find it hard to believe that 85% of Americans approved of his speech...

    Dillon CutshawDillon Cutshaw10 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • It helps to remember that, in reality, most Americans aren't political. Even going by voting/VAP... 2012 election: 28% Democrat, 26% Republican, 1% Other, 45% non-voter 2016 election: 26% Democrat, 25% Republican, 3% Other, 46% non-voter 2020 election: 32% Democrat, 29% Republican, 2% Other, 37% non-voter

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • You expected higher?

      viddorkviddork6 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • We should nationalize the petroleum industry. To shut it down. Well, once we have a wider adoption of electric vehicles and with some exceptions (like for antique cars and such) of course.

    faarsightfaarsight10 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @seigeengine Sure, tell yourself whatever you need to. I'm not sufficiently invested in this little youtube feud to start citing sources and shit. The information is out there for you to find if you're interested. You come off as an oil corporate propagandist to me so I'm not particularly invested in "proving you wrong" or anything since that would probably be pointless to try anyway.

      faarsightfaarsight2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @faarsight Yes, the person who, despite being explained to carefully why they're completely incorrect, dumbly keeps asserting otherwise with no counter-argument.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @seigeengine One of us is ignorant that's for sure.

      faarsightfaarsight2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @faarsight Hydrogen doesn't really work here. Hydrogen volumetrically is about 1/7th as dense as jet fuel, meaning you need a tank 7x as large... except the tanks are also quite heavy, because now you need to contain huge internal pressures, so they also end up being like 1/7th the density by weight too. Electric is even worse. Basically, you have no idea what you're talking about. The sheer fact after having it pointed out to you oil is used as a feedstock for an enormous number of industries you're still rambling as if vehicles are the only user of petroleum makes pretty clear just how deeply and willfully ignorant you are.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • @seigeengine Hydrogen fuel cells and electric are two possible ways to replace hydrocarbons for aviation. Solutions are already being tested. We have to move to a carbon neutral future, we really have no choice. So yes, the oil industry needs to go to the point where it's only used for niche things like antique cars.

      faarsightfaarsight2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • It's not right to make fun of Ted Cruz three times in the same segment, it should be at least five times!

    faarsightfaarsight10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Only 30% approve. Don’t you idiots get tired of lying

    Tom WhiteTom White10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Most Americans would get fired if they fell asleep at work

    0000 Oooo0000 Oooo10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I honestly have no idea, why some people are freaking out over Boston Dynamics "spot" robo dogs. "Public backlash"? Seriously? Though obviously not a child-safe machine, they are completely harmless (unarmed and non-combat) and I find them even cute in a way (as far as machines go). Every damn car is tremendously more dangerous. They can be a life-safer in hazardous environments (e. g. gas leaks, areas with armed criminals) or just to automate annoying routine-monitoring tasks. This could help safe human lifes - police officers as well as civilians.

    Bitfire31337Bitfire3133710 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • digidog my beloved

    Inuyasha TTInuyasha TT10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Check real world his approval is nowhere near 85% for god sakes ..go back trying b a comic

    jay Hydejay Hyde10 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • "I have no criticisms and I must screech" - some nazi loser

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I'm so triggered by everything. I had a fly around my face... I'M SUING!!!

    Buddy HollyBuddy Holly10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • colbert would get the highest ratings in history if he would go out with covid on live tv

    truth tellertruth teller10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 85% you had to make that up!!!! Hahahha well you are trying to be a comedian!

    C. M.C. M.10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Narcolepsy

    Efecto PantricolasEfecto Pantricolas10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • LOL. Widespread? LOL

    Dennis LeonDennis Leon10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Your worthless bro.

    ChuyIsTheShizChuyIsTheShiz11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The Pelosi clap is all Dat

    dell charlesdell charles11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • “For just $94,000.00....” ROTFLMAO!!!😆 (come on STIMULUS CHECK!!!!……………)

    William RoarkWilliam Roark11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Can't believe you morons voted in someone with early onset dementia. Seen all the signs in our neighbor who had dementia: forgetful, doesn't remember his wife's name or other close family members, changes topic mid-sentence and the look that tells you the lights are on but nobody's home.

    Saint Charbel MiracleworkerSaint Charbel Miracleworker11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Good heavens, the U.S. might finally catch on to what it's like living in a civilized country.

    Hilary KnightHilary Knight11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The world is affected by what America does or does not do. The republican'ts want to drive America backwards. That is what they have done. That seems to be all they can do. Trump is a stone cold subversive republican't loser. Beware of fake news like Fox! America deserves better. Support a brighter better future for America -- for our kids and our grand kids!

    Millennial SeekerMillennial Seeker11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Saiko

    Philip AndrewPhilip Andrew11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • We Texans don’t want Ted Cruz either

    valeriem84valeriem8411 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Hey, if Biden makes the Republicans fall asleep so the country can get on the right track while they snooze, I say win-win. Republicans could use a good sleep. They always seem so cranky.

    AzureinkVIAzureinkVI11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • The late show is a communist ad for the Dems

    Jerry LundborgJerry Lundborg11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Y’all be laughing about that 15 year old spending dad’s credit card on meals for needy children but that’s the actual plot of Schooled by Gordon Korman. Look it up

    Crimson RuinCrimson Ruin11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Why do i feel sad for digo dog?

    Isabel GasonIsabel Gason11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Is corrupt Chris Christie still working? I’m shock anyone let’s this BOZO talk!!

    Thomas SmithThomas Smith11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • No police department on earth needs a robotic dog. Just shows how much of the funding they are getting that they really don't need. The proof is that they were willing to waste this much money on a robotic dog.

    akridgeakridge11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Craig HolcombeCraig Holcombe11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    M. Ph.M. Ph.11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • That's some black mirror shit. Metal Head

    Luis RamirezLuis Ramirez11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Joe's good luck back pocket rosary got him high praise from the media as a "devout Catholic". Colbert could benefit from Joe's Lucky Charm too.

    Phil DPhil D11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • This guy fell off from the Comedy Central days. What happened feel bad for him. Even worst without audience and no laugh tracks. Just so hard to watch

    Lee HankLee Hank11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I just hope when New york goes "back to normal" that they don't go back to taking nurses and doctors for granted while distracted by professional sports and Broadway.

    Robin RiebsomerRobin Riebsomer11 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • New York is never going back to normal. Maybe if you get rid of you "Governor"...but really I don't think it will matter

      BarneBarne10 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • If you print more money, your decreasing the spending power of each dollar and lowering the minimum wage, how is that good thing?

    John BuckJohn Buck11 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • For the same reason it's a good thing when a business takes out a loan to finance growth. The key is what that money is spent on. Luckily we're not taking shots in the dark because all of this has been born out in the real world time and again. Policies like the ones Biden is pushing work; they produce significant economic returns.

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Jesus cobert what happened to u. U were a beast on Comedy Central. I feel so bad for u. Especially now without a live audience when u don't have some poor idiot holding up a clamp and applause sign. It soooo bad. Wow. It sooo hard to watch. What happened to u. And ur writing crew from CC. U where soo funny. I really can't stop watching it's like a train wreck. No wonder why ur ratings are tanking

    Lee HankLee Hank11 วันที่ผ่านมา
    • "I have no criticisms and I must screech" - some nazi loser

      seigeengineseigeengine2 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • I feel bad for digidog

    Chiranthie M. K. H.Chiranthie M. K. H.11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Nancy rocks-so does Stephen.

    Susan11600Susan1160011 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • 👎

    Resist TyrannyResist Tyranny11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Cruz was not sleeping.. he was protesting the "woke".. -B ill mahar

    jim Murrayjim Murray11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Stephen Colbert, I was just wondering if you've ever done a video exposing Biden's greatest gaffes? I didn't think so.

    NumbzingerNumbzinger11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Chris Christie Creosote looks like he's ready to explode.

    Zizi RobertsZizi Roberts11 วันที่ผ่านมา
  • Cruz and Christie Sittin' in a tree The bough broke Of course

    Zizi RobertsZizi Roberts11 วันที่ผ่านมา